What do you want to be when you grow up?

i think i'll like to be a vampire thank you very much.

you can sleep all day, wake up at night. you don't have to worry about work, reviews, bonuses.
Like Twilight / Cullens you can gamble in stocks 24hrs a day (in a concealed room) and be ridiculously rich and drive one of these... or at least someone with a licence can help me drive one of these.

You don't have to worry about losing weight, getting old. No worries about going out late at night (people have to worry about you instead).
You can spend your days / nights learning about anything under the sun (eg. Greek mythology, astrology), you can even help to prevent crime! (hurhur, Batman, Superman, Vampireman??).
I think i will offer all my friends / family the choice if they want to join me.

Vampire world anyone?